no one ever started rumors about me at school because nobody knew who i was
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
(via heart-of-a-trickster)
is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked
*cough* now its your turn *cough*
taking off my glove flap
A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous. Allow me to raise you…
a full glove.
(via padfootandprongles)
sometimes i forget nipples exist…. think about it… even obama has nipples…. even dogs have nipples…. maybe even jesus had nipples…
jesus had fucking nipples, dude
whoa now…. dont force ur beliefs onto me
(via cass-get-out-of-my-ass)
Yahoo spent $1.1 billion on porn
Still cheaper than most porn
wtf kind of porn do you watch
(via thesociallyawkwardasian)
Damn, look at those sexy zoom ins
all the teen!aus just got 500000% hotter.
18*
what if saliva was just ur taste buds jerking off to attractive food
I tried to scroll.
I tried so fucking hard.
(via paging-doctorfaggot)
The Winchester Commandments
- Thou shalt have no friends, for they always die
- No chick flick moments
- Not take Chuck’s name in vain
- Remember the driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
- Honour thy father, thy mother, thy brother, and thy car
- Thou shalt kill every evil son of a bitch
- Thou shalt wear 3 or more layers of clothes at all time
- Thou shalt not give thy brother cake and call it pie
- Thou shalt not let thy angel die a virgin
- Thou shalt not surrender to evil, but instead go down swinging
u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice
(via thesociallyawkwardasian)
(via youthfolly)
